Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- [first lines]
- Penny Hofstadter: Hey, can you help me put some of the food out?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, let me finish packing this stuff up. You know how Sheldon is if he sees Christmas stuff lying around after New Years.
- Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, but he doesn't live here anymore.
- Leonard Hofstadter: He doesn't live at Walmart, but he still threw a tantrum when he saw Marshmallow Peeps after Easter.And that's the same man who complains you can't find Marshmallow Peeps after Easter!
- Penny Hofstadter: [Penny gets a text on her phone] Oh, its Bernadette. She says they're running late. The baby threw up on Howard, and then Howard threw up on Howard.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, he didn't throw up on the baby. That's a win.
- [last lines]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: That was fun; thank you.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Yeah, thanks.
- Penny Hofstadter: Our pleasure.
- Leonard Hofstadter: See you guys at work.
- Raj Koothrappali: Be there bright and early.
- Howard Wolowitz: Not me; paternity leave.
- Sheldon Cooper: Agh. A small human wreaks havoc on his wife's genitals, and he gets time off.
- Howard Wolowitz: With pay, sucka!
- [they leave and Sheldon and Penny start to clear up. Then Howard returns]
- Howard Wolowitz: Forgot the baby. Still new to this.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, I was her special little boy, and she did take my flower.
- Penny Hofstadter: Do boys have flowers?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Who knows what he has down there?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [Enters with Howard and Halley] Hello, we're here.
- Penny Hofstadter: Aw, it's the little family.
- [Raj and Stuart enter carrying baby stuff]
- Raj Koothrappali: Hello.
- Leonard Hofstadter: And their sherpas.