The Revenge of Robert the Doll

This time Rober the Doll gets trapped in Nazi Germany,

Just the same awful filmmaking, with it's awful script and direction.

This one was a bit of a let down. A straight sequal to the previous one with our toymaker now evading the germans and others that wish him dead on a train. The beginning of the film takes a detor and goes further back in time to the 30s when the book was even before the events of the last film. There is to much time with this part meaning by the time we get to the train there is not much left. Lee bans role of the toymaker was once again enjoyable and I liked his fighting skills. Just wish there was more of the dolls this time around which took away from the film. But it was still good in its own way,

I've watched a couple of the Robert movies, and yes, they are dire, but oddly entertaining. The acting is mostly dreadful, and the storylines are weak. The main gripe for me though, is the complete lack of authenticity with regard to the sets. This film is supposedly set in Nazi Germany, yet the cottage and the train station they used are so obviously somewhere in England. The station signs are in English, the train is English, the interior of the cottage is typically English, the countryside looks English.

Then there's the toy maker's makeup. In order to make him appear old, they have applied heavy makeup to his face. Unfortunately it looks like he has had an accident with some playdoh.

I actually gave up on this half way through as there was no sign of Robert. All in all, simply awful.

First of all, you don't even see the doll until 3/4's of the way thru the film. The entire story was ludicrous. I guess the special effects/makeup dept had about $20 for their budget. Because when blood goes to splatter, they use CGI blood to make it appear as if it splattered onto the camera. Also, the old man on the train; I would be HIGHLY EMBARRASSED by the makeup job they did on him. I wouldn't want my name affiliated with doing the makeup on him. They tried making the actor look old. What it looked like was a guy with Silly Putty stuck to his face with cotton balls for eyebrows & hair and also wearing granny glasses. I couldn't believe someone saw what the actor looked like in makeup and said "Yep! Nailed it! He really looks like an old man."

Anyway, do yourself a favor and skip this bomb. It's a time and $ waster.

Well were can I start, name and shame is the best possible way to stop this self proposed movie director/ producer .... Andrew Jones..... what a complete waist of space in the digital pixel world of film making. Were is he getting the cash for this tripe is he a bored millionaire, or are there real idiots putting there hard earned into this garbage. This film is a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.