Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Raj Koothrappali: And before you start, I am not interested in you arranging a marriage for me.
- Dr. V.M. Koothrappali: Oh, I gave up on that a *long* time ago.
- Raj Koothrappali: You did?
- Dr. V.M. Koothrappali: It's too much work. You're an adult who can't get by without an allowance from his parents. Women don't want that.
- Raj Koothrappali: Wha- what are you saying? That you- you're giving up on me? What kind of father gives up on his son?
- Dr. V.M. Koothrappali: I have six children, five of whom are married and self-sufficient. I don't think I'm the problem.
- Raj Koothrappali: I can't believe what I'm hearing; this is deeply hurtful.
- Dr. V.M. Koothrappali: You're also too sensitive; women don't want that either.
- Raj Koothrappali: [walks in with a Gucci bag] Hello-o!
- Penny Hofstadter: Oh, someone's been shopping at Gucci.
- Raj Koothrappali: Yeah, I saw something for Halley, and I couldn't resist.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: That's so sweet of you.
- Raj Koothrappali: Yeah, it's a crushed velvet baby cape.
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh, no. Now we have two.
- Penny Hofstadter: That must have been expensive.
- Raj Koothrappali: Yeah, it was, but it's my father's money and I'm mad at him.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What's going on with your dad?
- Penny Hofstadter: And if you really want to hurt him, I look great in Chanel.