Self - Host: When I was young I.. You probably know this guy from the...
Marc Maron: Who?
Self - Host: Uncle Dirty!
Marc Maron: Yeah, Bob Altman!
Self - Host: Yeah, his name was Robert Altman, but he didn't call himself that...
Marc Maron: Sure, I used to love Bob Altman.
Self - Host: ... so he changed to Uncle Dirty, but he wasn't really dirty.
Marc Maron: No, he wasn't, but his big thing was he'd go to The Improv; he'd be like "I have the biggest comedy record of 1973", whatever it was.
Self - Host: And he'd talk about Lenny...
Marc Maron: Yeah, he talked about 'em all and then he'd go up and do his twenty minutes on pidgeons.
Self - Host: Exactly, but I never knew if it was true, but one night me and Uncle Dirty were doing the Rochester Yuk Yuk's, and that night we went into his hotel room and he was smoking a joint, I was watching him, and we're watching the TV; "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson - and this is way back - and Johnny Carson has George Carlin on and they're talking about the old days; this and that and this club and that club, and then Johnny Carson out of nowhere goes: "Do you remember Uncle Dirty?" and that was it.
Marc Maron: Did Carlin remember?
Self - Host: They didn't even say it... He goes "yeah!" and then that was it, so I got real sad and Uncle Dirty got real happy!
