Bullets of Justice

To be clear, this is pretty much an all around (every part of this film, with the exception of Trejo - of whom was a pleasure to see) amateur crowd-funded B-grade film. The lead, Timur Turisbekov, makes his first-time ever dabble in filmmaking as Actor, Writer, Composer and Producer, along with novice Writer and Director Valeri Milev.

Was it flawed? Absolutely. But it was so bad, it was actually good! You begin critiquing the story with questions, then give up, start to laugh, and then finally just sit back and enjoy the ride. It may even be in the running as a cult classic lol.

The cinematography and choice of colors was outstanding. The visuals, sets and costumes amazing. The V/SFX and gore were top shelf for a B film. The score was very subtle and fitting, unlike most B films were it's overbearing, loud and ridiculous. The acting was actually convincing and decent, especially during some of the ridiculous scenes. The 79 min runtime was perfect for the storyline as was the pacing.

At first I wasn't sure what I just saw and how to rate it. Then I saw it again with some friends high af, and I have to tell you, it's the only way to see it! And I will be seeing it again.

Yes there are many bogus 10/10 reviews, but the 1/10's are just as ridiculous, as this film has many redeeming qualities, especially considering this wasn't put together by seasoned filmmakers, yet it feels like it was in some areas.

I'm giving this entertaining little hidden gem an honest and well deserved 8/10. To see how I rate films like this one, click on my username to see my 1000+ reviews and read my profile on my rating system. And don't hesitate to see this one... just open up your imagination, grab the popcorn, some booze, mj, and sit back and enjoy the ride.

Synopsis: In a post-apocalyptic world, mutant, genetically engineered man/pigs have enslaved humanity, and their only hope is an envy-traumatized male model.

Rating: 3/10. I think whoever made this had an idea for a single scene and tried to make a whole movie out of it. That scene, the first one, was actually pretty good; reminded me of Hobo with a Shotgun, but from there, it completely fell apart. If you watch it, just watch the beginning.

Survival lesson to be learned: Just because someone turns their back to you, does not mean you can let down your guard. You never know when they might have a machine-gun-wielding dwarf in their backpack.

This movie sure has something original going on, but it is so hideous that it is almost painful to watch. Yes, it has the potential to become a cult classic, and it really is so bad that it is good. But boy, I do not want to meet the poor twisted souls that would enjoy that kind of entertainment.

This is an attempt to be one of those Machette Kills type of films, only it does a really poor job. So poor they kill off Danny Trejo in the first few minutes, but plaster his face on the cover art to trick you into thinking he's the star of this film. Enough said yet?

This is a movie that might've been cool had it been released 30 years ago and called Duke Nukem. But in today's standards, it's ok for a bit and then runs out of steam quickly. It's action needs to find a balance between comedy and cartoon, and work out what is supposed to be funny about things like a woman with a moustache?

You will never kick yourself for passing on this one.

So this is a very creativily made movie that is destroyed by the horrendously bad acting.

Too bad. The look and feel of the movie is intersting and they do a lot with a limited budget.

But man oh man is that acting horrible.