Wilmer Valderrama credited as playing...
Nick Torres
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What do we know, Quinn?
- Alex Quinn: Victim is Captain Paul Smith. 53, widowed, one child. Gulf War hero, and stationed here at the Navy Yard since May.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Anything on the son?
- Timothy McGee: I'm still digging. Uh, so far I've got Ryan Smith, 27. Listed as employed by Kelb Technologies in Annandale.
- Ellie Bishop: Whoa. Check out his date of birth; that's today.
- Alex Quinn: Guy lost his dad on his birthday?
- Ellie Bishop: Hey, Nick, do you know if he's told Jimmy that?
- Nick Torres: To be honest, I can't really hear much. Pretty noisy up here.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: McGee, we need to hear him.
- Timothy McGee: On it.
- Nick Torres: Well, on the bright side, at least there's no pigeons. They must have, uh, flown south for the winter, I guess.
- Jimmy Palmer: Actually, pigeons don't fly south for the winter, Agent Torres, but I appreciate your bright side.
- Ryan Smith: Hey, how long's he gonna be there?
- Jimmy Palmer: My guess? As long as we stay here.
- Ryan Smith: Unbelievable. I can't even kill myself without messing it up.
- Jimmy Palmer: In your defense, I'm the one that messed this one up, so don't go blaming yourself.
- Nick Torres: How am I supposed to stick this to Palmer if I can't even get close?
- Timothy McGee: Okay, in the Boy Scouts, they have a saying: be prepared. I am prepared with a plan "B".
- [he leaves and returns with a broom in hand]
- Nick Torres: Huh? We're gonna tidy up?
- Timothy McGee: No. We are going to attach this mini mic to the outside of the burger box, and push that to Jimmy.
- Nick Torres: Well, what happens when they grab the burgers and they chuck the box?
- Timothy McGee: Jimmy never litters.