Amanda Walsh credited as playing...
Suzie Boreton
- Francis: [to Suzie] I don't remember you. Are you a bad guy or a good guy?
- Suzie Boreton: Good guy?
- [Todd, Amanda, and Dirk answer at the same time]
- Dirk Gently: She's like the main bad guy!
- Amanda Brotzman: Definitely the bad guy!
- Todd Brotzman: She's a bad guy! She's the worst!
- [first lines]
- Boy: [voice over] And so the prophesy was fulfilled and everyone in Wendimoor lived happily every after...
- Suzie Boreton: Not this time! This is my story now! There once was a very special princess who no one appreciated. She was married to a slob and her son was an idiot. She had a terrible accident that wasn't her fault, not even a little bit, and ended up lost and alone. But then a wonderful wizard from another world came and gave her another chance to live the perfect life she deserved. And so the princess became a beautiful queen who everyone loved and lived happily ever after... or else!
- [evil laugh]