Kate McKinnon credited as playing...
- Morgan: Mother, did you get the two dick pics I sent you?
- Morgan: [upon seeing Agent Wendy] We have a real-life Judi Dench in our midst. You are the boss and yet you have not sacrificed one ounce of femininity.
- Audrey: I killed someone! I killed someone!
- Morgan: Stop yelling!
- Audrey: I don't trust anyone anymore.
- Morgan: You trust me though, right?
- Audrey: Yes, of course. I trust you. You don't count.
- Morgan: Don't I not look like just a Frenchwoman?
- Audrey: I look like a Frenchwoman: you just look like a French curtain!
- Morgan: [pause] Yeah - I can hang!
- [Jumping into an open car]
- Audrey: Oh my God, it's a stick shift! Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
- Morgan: No!
- Audrey: How do you change gear?
- Morgan: What's a gear?
- Audrey: Abort! Abort Mission! Go!
- [Run away from the car]
- Morgan: WHY are you using the turn signal? You're literally telling them where we're going.
- Morgan: Call the CIA guys!
- Audrey: No! Drew said that we can't trust anyone and he's right, 'cause he's dead. Probably because I talked to them.
- Morgan: No, it's because I let the assassin into the apartment.
- Audrey: Okay, fair enough. It's both our faults.
- Audrey: My boyfriend dumped me in a text
- Morgan: Let's burn his shit
- Morgan: [slightly buzzed] You know, I was going to drive home. But now I think I just might drive into a wall.
- Morgan: [with Audrey, on the phone to Drew] Are your ears burning? Because you shit is!
- Audrey: [as they're running down the street] Oh my god! I killed someone! I killed someone!
- Morgan: Stop yelling that!
- Morgan: [Whisper/shouts from across restaurant] That's... not... Verne!
- Audrey: What?
- Morgan: [Screams] That's not Verne!
- [Everyone starts shooting at them]
- Morgan: [to Audrey] Okay. Someone that you loved just died and asked you to do one last thing. I think you gotta do it. I'll go with you.
- Morgan: I thought that the international intelligence office would be fancier.
- Sebastian: It's a temporary space. We don't wanna call attention to ourselves.
- Audrey: Get this. Two guys show up at my work from the CIA. They wanted to talk about Drew... They said he's a spy.
- Morgan: What do you mean a spy?
- Audrey: [in the cafe] This is really fancy.
- Morgan: We belong here.
- Morgan: [to Audrey] What you did in the cafe with the gun was insane. You killed a man.
