Jim Parsons credited as playing...
Sheldon Cooper
- Sheldon Cooper: You're probably wondering why I put you through this.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You mean the last two minutes or the last twenty years?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Why can't we get a grad student to do it?
- Sheldon Cooper: We can't trust our paper to a millennial. They'll put unicorn emojis all over it and post it on social media.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Why would they do that?
- Sheldon Cooper: Economic anxiety, too much avocado toast, who knows!
- Amy Farrah Fowler: What if we ask one of our friends to help us out? How about leonard?
- Sheldon Cooper: I don't know. Can we trust him?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: He's your best friend in the whole world.
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes, but he always struck me as the guy in the plane crash who doesn't wait until you're all the way dead to eat you.