Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Howard and I have been working really hard on his audition, so it'll be helpful to get another set of eyes on it.
- Raj Koothrappali: Well, as someone who's watched every episode of "America's Got Talent", I'm getting pretty good at telling when some American's got talent. Seriously. Heidi and I agree, like, 90% of the time.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: All right. Don't be afraid to be brutally honest. Like my mom used to say when I was doing pageants, "Tears only make your eyes sparkle brighter."
- Raj Koothrappali: That is both sad and true. Half my Instagram is after a good cry.
- Howard Wolowitz: Hello. I'm the Great Howdini from Altadena, California. I have no brothers or sisters and my favorite thing to eat is grilled cheese.
- Raj Koothrappali: [unimpressed] When does the magic start?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: It already started.