Lily Tomlin credited as playing...
Frankie Bergstein
- Frankie Bergstein: What happened to my pet name for you?
- Grace Hanson: "Kevin" never really caught on.
- Frankie Bergstein: You are dating the guy who tried to steal our business!
- Grace Hanson: He wasn't trying to steal our business. It was just his way of flirting.
- Frankie Bergstein: Oh, like how Hitler flirted with Poland!
- Frankie Bergstein: [reading to Allison's pregnant belly with exaggerated pronunciation] "In other words, the anti-feminist backlash was set off not by women's achievement of full equality, but by the increased possibility that they might win it."
- Nwabudike Bergstein: [politely] Now more relevant than ever, Mom.
- Frankie Bergstein: You know, Grace and I fought the early battles. We had to take on this evil corporate raider with these dastardly eyebrows.
- Sheree: Well, I'm not a business person like you.
- Grace Hanson: Well Nobody's a business person like her. No one.
- Frankie Bergstein: He's wrong for you on every level.
- Grace Hanson: Why? Because he doesn't drive a car that runs on millet?