Carlos Valdes credited as playing...
Cisco Ramon
- Cisco Ramon: Barry? What did you just do?
- Barry Allen: I just went and got peanuts from the bar.
- Joe West: You didn't even move.
- Barry Allen: Or did I?
- [Ralph Dibny - aka Elongated Man - has just hijacked Barry's bachelor party. Harry gulps down his brandy]
- Cisco Ramon: Hey! That was meant to be enjoyed.
- Dr. Harry Wells: I enjoyed it.
- Ralph Dibny: Gentlemen, I have arrived.
- Cisco Ramon: Ralph.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Dibny.
- Barry Allen: Wasn't expecting you.
- Ralph Dibny: You said, see you later. I assumed this was a superhero hangout and this was a test for my highly attuned detective abilities, which, for the record, nailed it.
- Cisco Ramon: Okay, or...
- Dr. Harry Wells: You weren't invited.
- Ralph Dibny: Wow, this house is, uh...
- Cisco Ramon: Bitchin'?
- Ralph Dibny: No. Small. Looks bigger from the street.
- Joe West: I need a drink.
- Barry Allen: God, I wish I can have a drink.
- Cisco Ramon: [brings out a vile] Bro, do you really think I'd let you down like that? Your special concoction. Guaranteed to give you that gentle, pleasant buzz all night long.
- Barry Allen: What if we need the Flash?
- Cisco Ramon: I volunteered to be designated superhero.
- Ralph Dibny: Gentlemen, I welcome you to the Golden Booty.
- Joe West: There ain't nothing golden about any of this.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Nope.
- Ralph Dibny: [to Barry] Came through for you. Right, man? What do you think?
- Cisco Ramon: I think I should've brought some hand sanitizer.
- Dr. Harry Wells: [squeezing some into his hands, then giving some to Cisco] Always come prepared.
- Barry Allen: Are you sure we can't find this DeVoe guy? I mean, we were warned - we had a heads-up - that some day, someone named DeVoe would be one of my greatest foes.
- Cisco Ramon: And the other thing to think about is do you know how many people there are in this state alone with the name DeVoe?
- Barry Allen: No.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Thousands. And we still don't have an age.
- Cisco Ramon: Unless one of your greatest foes is the three month old William DeVoe who lives four blocks from here.
- Barry Allen: I don't think one of my greatest enemies is a baby.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Ehh...
- Cisco Ramon: Evil killer baby.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Could happen.
- Joe West: Why does your female experience include you dancing at The Golden Booty?
- Joanie Horton: Because we live in a society that's dictated by the male gaze. I wanna control the narrative of feminism, okay? I wanna show the world that a powerful, strong woman she can wear anything, be it a bikini or a pantsuit.
- Ralph Dibny: Or nothing. Feminism.
- Cisco Ramon: That's not how feminism works. Will you cut it out? Joanie's practically his daughter.