Kate Micucci credited as playing...
Velma Dinkley
- Sam Winchester: Dean, we have to tell them the truth.
- Daphne Blake: What truth?
- Sam Winchester: The truth about the phantom.
- Dean Winchester: Look, this phantom isn't like other ghosts you've faced. He's real. He's a real ghost.
- Daphne Blake, Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Shaggy Rogers, Scooby-Doo: Huh?
- Fred Jones: Uh, I'm not totally following you.
- Sam Winchester: Look, that isn't a guy in a mask and a costume. It's a vengeful spirit that's come back from the dead.
- Dean Winchester: That's the truth.
- Velma Dinkley: So everything you told me, it's true?
- Sam Winchester: Mm-Hmm.
- Velma Dinkley: Werewolves? Vampires? Demons?
- Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel: Mm-hmm.
- Velma Dinkley: [takes off her glasses] I thought I was blind without my glasses, but I was just blind. Oh, how could I be so stupid?
- Sam Winchester: Uh, well, I mean...
- Fred Jones: [bangs his head on a tree] We've been stopping real estate developers when we could've been hunting Dracula? Are you kidding me? My life is meaningless!
- Daphne Blake: If there are ghosts, that means there's an afterlife... Heaven, Hell... Am I going to Hell?
- Shaggy Rogers: We told you every freaking time! But did you ever listen to Scoob and me? No!
- Scooby-Doo: We're doomed.
- Dean Winchester: All right, knock it off! Come on! Scooby Gang does not have nervous breakdowns!
- Dean Winchester: Wait, wait, wait. No, the dummy bodies don't show up until later.
- Sam Winchester: Dean, this isn't a dummy. This is blood. He's - He's dead. Like - like, really, actually, dead.
- Velma Dinkley: Jinkies!
- Daphne Blake: Jeepers!
- Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks!
- Scooby-Doo: Ruh-roh!
- Dean Winchester: Son of a bitch.
- Sam Winchester: Look, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but ghosts are real.
- Velma Dinkley: Huh?
- Sam Winchester: My brother and I, we hunt them, along with werewolves and vampires and demons and... We've saved the world. A lot.
- Velma Dinkley: [laughs] Look, Sam, the simple fact is monsters are nothing more than crooks in masks, usually unscrupulous real estate developers.
- Sam Winchester: One: there are WAY better real estate scams. And two...
- [gets interrupted]
- Daphne Blake: Shaggy! Are you okay?
- Shaggy Rogers: Like, do I look like I'm okay?
- Castiel: It appears his arm is broken.
- Shaggy Rogers: What? That's not... I have jumped out of a biplane in a museum and was fine! How did this happen?
- Fred Jones: I-I don't know. I... Something threw me across the room.
- Velma Dinkley: Wires. Probably just wires.
- Shaggy Rogers: Like, hello, broken arm here!
- Velma Dinkley: So I guess this is your first mystery. So if you could keep those giant linebacker shoulders from knocking over any clues, that would be great.
- Sam Winchester: Why do you keep talking about my shoulders?
- [Velma blushes]
- Dean Winchester: All right, Prepmeister Fred, what's your plan?
- Fred Jones: We should all split up and search the house for clues.
- Castiel: That's a plan?
- Dean Winchester: Mnh-mnh.
- Sam Winchester: I-I don't think we should separate. It'll be easier for Dean and me to keep you safe if we're all together.
- Velma Dinkley: Really, Sam? I wouldn't expect such a big, broad-shouldered fella like you to be as chicken as Shaggy. No offense, Shaggy.
- Shaggy Rogers: [Shaking behind a statue] Like, none taken.
- Velma Dinkley: We don't know the first thing about fighting real ghosts. We don't have the proper tools, or weapons.
- Sam Winchester: That's okay... WE do.
- [Sam and Dean check up on the Scooby Gang]
- Fred Jones: Should I... should I make another trap?
- Velma Dinkley: I can get the shotgun!
- Daphne Blake: I can get TWO shotguns!
- [Scooby and Shaggy hide behind a window]
- Shaggy Rogers: Like tell Scoob and me when it's over!
- Scooby-Doo: [whining] Yeah!
- Dean Winchester: We can't leave them like this...