Dave Bautista: Drax

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Drax

[Gamora slowly removes the High Evolutionary's face clean off before the High Evolutionary falls flat on his back]
Drax: His face came off!
Rocket: It's a mask.
[the Guardians then see that the High Evolutionary's face is totally disfigured with no skin]
The High Evolutionary: Look what you did to me! For what? All I wanted to do... was to make things... perfect!
Rocket: You didn't want to make things perfect. You just hated things the way they are.

Mantis: [while Quill attempts to have a serious talk with Gamora] Peter, you know this is an open line, right?
Peter Quill: What?
Mantis: We're listening to everything you're saying.
Drax: And it is painful.
Peter Quill: And you're just telling me now?
Nebula: We were hoping it would stop on its own.
Peter Quill: But I switched it over to private.
Mantis: What color button did you push?
Peter Quill: Blue! For the blue suit!
Drax: Oh, no.
Nebula: Blue was the open line for everyone.
Mantis: *Orange* is for blue.
Peter Quill: What?
Mantis: Black is for orange. Yellow is for green. Green is for red and red is for yellow.
Drax: No, *yellow* is for yellow. Green is for red. Red is for green.
Mantis: I don't think so.
Drax: Try it then.
[beat]
Mantis: [pushes the yellow button and yells] HELLO!
[Quill screams and covers his ears as feedback whines]
Mantis: You were right.
Peter Quill: How the hell am I supposed to know all that?
Drax: Seems intuitive.

Peter Quill: Nebula?
Nebula: Where are you?
Peter Quill: Oh, thank god.
Nebula: We're here to get you out of here.
Peter Quill: Out of where?
Nebula: The High Evolutionary's ship.
Peter Quill: No, I got off the ship.
Nebula: [reacts] You what?
Peter Quill: Wait. Where are you?
Nebula: On the ship!
Peter Quill: On the ship?
Nebula: I didn't lie.
Peter Quill: Why are you on the ship?
Nebula: To save you, obviously!
Peter Quill: No! I told you to go back, you got to know by now I always figure out an incredibly clever way to get out of a fix!
Drax: Tell him I said hi.
Nebula: Really?
Drax: Tell him we're coming to save him.
Nebula: Pay attention or play with the kids. One or the other.
Gamora: [reacts] Play with the kids?
Mantis: How did you get out?
Peter Quill: That's not really important.
Groot: I am Groot.
Mantis: Jumping a thousand feet to your death without a parachute is a clever way of getting out of a fix?
Gamora: You're all just making up stuff that he's saying, right?
Rocket: The important thing is we're all okay.
[Nebula, Drax and Mantis heard that Rocket]
Nebula: Rocket?
Peter Quill: Yeah, he's here and he's okay.
[Nebula gasps and cries]
Mantis: Rocket, we love you very much and we're happy you're alive.
Rocket: Well, that makes you idiots then.