Timothy Olyphant credited as playing...
Joel Hammond
- Joel Hammond: Hello. I purchased a foot here two weeks ago.
- Orderly Barton: Yeah, sure, I remember. How'd that work out for you?
- Joel Hammond: Excellent. Thank you. I'm looking for something very specific.
- Orderly Barton: I have a vagina I can sell you for 500. It's a little past its "best-use-by" date, but it'll get 'er done.
- Joel Hammond: Dear God! Who comes here?
- Orderly Barton: Brace yourself: mostly men.
- Joel Hammond: I need a fresh gallbladder, but it has to be from someone who's Serbian.
- Orderly Barton: God, what are you into? I love it. Come on in. Let's take a look around, you sick fuck.
- Joel Hammond: When I was at the asylum...
- Abby Hammond: Don't say "asylum." It sounds like they sent you to the 19th century.
- Joel Hammond: OK. When I was at the "time-out" resort...
- Joel Hammond: Our kitchen looks like the inside of a shark.
- Sheila Hammond: Well, I admit it went on a little longer than necessary... and then 10 minutes after that.