Sebastian Maniscalco credited as playing...
Spike
- Spike: Well, well, well! If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the Stupid Mario Bros.!
- Luigi: Oh, great. Spike's here.
- Mario: [Sarcastically] Hey, Spike.
- Spike: Yeah.
- [Imitates Mario]
- Spike: "It's-a me!"
- [laughs]
- Spike: Tell me, have you even gotten one call since you left me to start your dumb company?
- Luigi: As a matter of fact, Spike, we have.
- Mario: [to Luigi] Wow, really?
- Luigi: Yeah! Our mom called. She said "Aw boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!" And I said "Thank you very much mother, we're very proud of it!" So BOOM!
- [accidentally drops his phone to the ground, breaking it]
- Spike: [laughs] Good luck running a business with this idiot.
- [throws a napkin at Luigi, but Mario swiftly catches it]
- Mario: [Angrily] Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it.
- [throws the napkin back at Spike]
- Spike: [gets up and grabs Mario by his overalls] Oh, yeah? Get this through your tiny brain, Mario. You're a joke. And you always will be.
- [drops Mario, chuckles and leaves]
- Luigi: Are you insane? He's three times your size!
- Mario: Luigi, come on! You know, you can't be scared all the time.
- Luigi: Mmm, you'd be surprised.