Andy Samberg credited as playing...
Benedict Arnold
- George Washington: Ding dong, its America motherfucker.
- Benedict Arnold: Georgie. Well, color me surprised.
- George Washington: Oh I'll color you fucking dead Ben!
- Benedict Arnold: Bravo. Did you practice that line in the car on your way here?
- George Washington: What the fuck is a car? And no, it was a rebuttal to something you just said! How can I have thought it in advance if you said it just now, and I came up with the perfect fucking rebuttal!
- Benedict Arnold: Oh pardon me. I forgot that you aren't versed in the gentlemanly art of debate like your best friend Abe Lincoln. Oh, or should I say ex best friend. Because he's dead.
- George Washington: Damn he's good.