Patrick Warburton credited as playing...
Lemony Snicket
- Lemony Snicket: If you would like the story of Sunny Baudelaire, simply take the story of Cinderella and eliminate the Fairy Godmother, the special outfit, the ball, the prince, the marriage, the seasonal gourd that becomes a carriage, and the ending where they lived happily ever after.
- [first lines]
- Lemony Snicket: [lighting a match in a dark tunnel] Like handshakes, house pets, and raw carrots, many things are preferable when not slippery, and the least preferable slippery thing is a slope, which is why I implore you to look away.
- [puts out match]
- Lemony Snicket: [lights another match] "It's a slippery slope" is an expression, which refers to the way even small, seemingly harmless actions can send you down a path to something horribly wrong. My name is Lemony Snicket, and I am sorry to say that in the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, every path led to something horribly wrong.
- Lemony Snicket: When you're on top of something, such as a moral threshold or a mountain, there's nowhere to go but down.