Neil Patrick Harris credited as playing...
Count Olaf
- Count Olaf: [kisses Kit] I told you I'd do that one last time.
- Kit Snicket: You are a wicked man. You really think one kind act will make me forgive you all your failings?
- Count Olaf: ...I haven't apologized.
- [Count Olaf is imprisoned in a bird cage]
- Count Olaf: What are you smiling at?
- Sunny Baudelaire: Karma.
- Count Olaf: Of course I'm going to die! That's the way of the world, Baudelaires. Everybody runs around with their secrets and their schemes, trying to outwit one another, and then they die.