Seth MacFarlane credited as playing...
Capt. Ed Mercer
- Admiral Tucker: Exactly what did you navigator do down there?
- Capt. Ed Mercer: I'm told he... dry-humped a statue.
- Admiral Tucker: My God - what kind of ship are you running out there, Captain?
- Capt. Ed Mercer: Look, Admiral, he's an impulsive guy, yeah, but he's fantastic at his job.
- Admiral Tucker: Part of his job is to maintain a low profile when observation lesser-developed alien cultures.
- Capt. Ed Mercer: I, I know that, and I promise it will not happen again; I will personally order him... not to hump things.