Bill Hader credited as playing...
Barry Berkman
- Barry Berkman: You wanna know what I'm good at? I'm good at killing people. You know, when I got back from Afghanistan I, ah, was really depressed. You know, like I didn't leave my house for months, and, ah, this friend of my dad's, he's, uh he's like an uncle to me. He, uh, he helped me out and he gave me a purpose. He told me that, that what I was good at over there could be useful here and, uh, it's a job. You know. All right the money's good, and, uh, these people I take out, like they're they're bad people, you know, like they're pieces of shit. Um... But lately, you know, I've like, I'm not sleeping and, ah, that depressed feeling's back, you know. Like, like I know there's more to me than that. Maybe, I don't know, maybe there's not. Maybe this is all I'm good at.
- Barry Berkman: Hey, Mr. Cousineau, uh... I was wondering, um... do you think I was good enough to be your class?
- Gene Cousineau: No, Barry, I don't. What you did was dogshit. I mean really, really awful. Dumb acting, I call it. Do you know why? Because acting is truth, and I saw no truth. So, here's my advice to you: You go back to whatever nook of the world you call home and you do whatever it is you're good at, because this is not it.
- Barry Berkman: You wanna know what I'm good at? I'm good at killing people. You know, when I got back from Afghanistan I, ah, was really depressed. You know, like I didn't leave my house for months, and, ah, this friend of my dad's, he's, uh he's like an uncle to me. He, uh, he helped me out and he gave me a purpose. He told me that, that what I was good at over there could be useful here and, uh... It's a job, you know? Alright, the money's good, and, uh, these people I take out, like they're-- they're bad people, you know, like, they're pieces of shit. Um... But lately, you know, I've, like, I'm not sleeping and, ah... That depressed feeling's back, y'know? Like... Like, I know there's more to me than that. But maybe... I don't know, maybe there's not. Maybe this is all I'm good at. I don't know. Anyway, forget it. I'm sorry to bother you.
- Gene Cousineau: What's that from?
- Barry Berkman: What?
- Gene Cousineau: Are you telling me that was an improvisation? Huh! Interesting. I mean, the story's nonsense, but there's something to work with.