Top Gear America

As I sit here, I find myself perplexed. I'm desperately trying to craft clever superlatives to adequately convey to you the seemingly unobtainable level of terribleness this show has managed to achieve, yet anything I can think of falls cavernously short. This show is truly awful. You could scavenge the world to find 3 blind and deaf mutes from different countries and cultures and put them in a room together and within a matter of mere minutes they would have more chemistry than the hosts of this abysmal pile of trash can muster. The segments are drawn out and boring, offer no useful insights nor information on anything remotely related to automobiles, and have yet to arrive at any semblance of a point. The "celebrity" interviews are painful to watch; almost as painful as the mostly silence as the "star" navigates the test track. The only redeeming moment of this monument to crap are the end credits when you realize you've reclaimed your life.

I never leave 1 star reviews. It has to be unwatchable on every level. This fits that description. BBC what the hell? The back and forth "jokes" are soooo forced. Sooo canned. What sucks even worse is that you seem to have an awesome front man. Why couldn't you stop micro- managing so much and just let that dude be creative/interesting/funny/entertaining on his own? Oh that's right, you're BBC, you can't allow that. William Fichter, you're a smart dude, you had to have known how bad this was going to bomb. They must have offered you a lot of money. Hell I'd take it too. Don't worry, this won't taint your resume, this show has already been forgotten.

Jeez, this is bad. Sure, Top Gear USA wasn't great but those guys were immensely more watchable than this latest trio. It just feels incredibly forced, as if they're trying to create chemistry that just isn't there. I really, really wanted to like this show but I haven't even been able to make it all the way through either of the first two episodes.

I have watched since the reboot, every episode.

I am tired of hearing Antron say "Baby."

It also seems like they just don't have the chemistry building like it needs to. Each persons role seems well defined, but they just aren't growing as a team.

I have only had a few moments where I laughed, but I can literally watch this show with a straight face and end the show barely remembering what happened.

I hate to say it, I had high hopes, but the previous crew for the American version was better than this one.

Also, the challenges don't really tell a story, set up a real conflict or resolve any comedic issue. It's one failed skit after another.

This reboot is so bad on so many levels. TopGear USA was fun to watch and it seemed that the hosts were having fun doing the show. TopGear America feels forced, dry and old. I actually went to see if this is a show from the 80s or the real show.

So so bad....So so sad. Bring back Adam, Tanner and Rut! Although they were far from perfect, it was fun watching them.