Sebastian Maniscalco credited as playing...
Johnny Venere
- Louie Venere: I got to admit... Lip's letters? They're not bad.
- Rudy Vallelonga: Well, it's in the family. They say our great-great-great-grandfather helped Da Vinci with the Sixteen Chapel.
- Johnny Venere: You mean Michaelangelo.
- Rudy Vallelonga: ...Right.
- Johnny Venere: What does Michaelangelo have to do with writing letters?
- Rudy Vallelonga: I'm just sayin'. We're an arty family.
- Johnny Venere: He had a great job at the Sanitation Department. You shouldn't have punched out the foreman.
- Tony Lip: He shouldn't have woke me up!
- Gorman: The bet's simple. Half a C-note. Most hot dogs in an hour wins.
- Fat Paulie: With toppings.
- Tony Lip: The hell you weigh?
- Fat Paulie: 260.
- Johnny Venere: Hey... your left ass weighs 260.
- Fat Paulie: May my mother-in-law drop dead on the spot if I'm lying.
- Tony Lip: Hey, Gorman. What's the record here for hot dogs?
- Gorman: Eighteen. Fat Paulie.
- Johnny Venere: Why wasn't Lip in on that contest?
- Fat Paulie: What contest? I was hungry.