Toxic Shark

Chances are if you're watching a SyFy shark week show you already pretty much know what you're getting so I'll just briefly sum up:

The Good: The main cast is a little better than average. Personally, I like my schmaltz better when the cast attempts to play it straight than the more campy Sharknado fare. Kabby Borders in a bikini is worth braving the endless adverts. The shark eating effects are the usual video game violence level so, you can just smile and guess who will be next.

The Bad: The peripheral cast of screamers is not so good. The "Toxic" in Toxic Shark involves injuries to cast members that are more of the gratuitous blood bath genre which for which I do not find myself smiling.

Conclusion: I'll have this one on again while I'm doing the dishes.

Hot garbage but my friends and I only watched it for Eric Etebari because we loved him as Dallas.

Better than Jaws I love how the deal with the shark way better than in the movie made by Steven.

Brilliant. You see, it's a shark... but it's toxic.

The only thing that could possibly top this would be maybe a shark with multiple heads. Ooh! Or like a hybrid shark octopus beast. Call it a sharktopus. And it like fights other hybrid animal monsters.

That'd be dope.

Anyway, this movie ****ing sucked.

Pretty much a zombie angle on a shark movie - I appreciate the creativity but not the execution. The movie knew it was garbage bud didn't have much fun with it. The shark had some sort of mutation allowing it to spray acid when it attacked people, but it always immediately ate them, so we never really saw what that extra element could do. The zombie horde (like 15 people) was a fun added danger in this shark movie, but not much ever really came of it all. As expected, the acting was pretty dreadful, but not in a fun, ironic way. Toxic Shark tried to innovate, but its poor writing kept any of those ideas from being entertaining.