Jacob Tremblay credited as playing...
Max
- Max: You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?
- Lucas: [after Thor has stolen Hannah's handbag, they empty the contents on the table, Thor holds up a tampon] What is it?
- Thor: I have no idea.
- Max: That's a tampon.
- Lucas: What's it for?
- Max: Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.
- Lucas: The human body is truly a mystery
- Lucas: Lets cut the shit, are you a pedophile?
- Claude: What? No.
- Max: Lucas, if you were a pedophile standing in front of three single boys would you admit it?
- Lucas: Probably not.
- Max: Then why would he?
- Claude: Aw, come on, do I look like a pedophile?
- Lucas: 1000%.
- Max: Yes.
- Thor: Yes, absolutely.
- Max: That's not fair.
- Max: We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things.
- Annabelle: I know what cocaine is.
- Thor: Annabelle! Get the fuck out of here! Beanbag boys only, you little shit!
- [to Max]
- Thor: Annabelle's been watching Dateline. She now knows what cocaine is.
- Annabelle: Hi.
- Max: Oh, my god!
- Thor: What the fuck?
- Annabelle: Let me a beanbag boy. I'll grow a tiny penis like Thor's.
- Thor: Mom!
- Max's Dad: [after he finds out Max took his drone] Everything you like is now canceled! Birthdays are canceled. Holidays are canceled. Summers... canceled.
- Max's Mom: Winter is coming.
- Max: I'm sorry, daddy.
- Max's Dad: No, no, no! You are no longer allowed to call me daddy. Call me Andrew, or Mr. Newman, or Warden.