Deadly Matrimony

It was so incredibly lame and insipid that I finally decided I must be watching a comedy. That would certainly have explained the bland acting, lame direction and outrageously idiotic script. So I checked the listing, thinking that this was actually a pretty clever comedy like Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig attempted (badly) to do a few years ago. But I was stunned to see that this was not intended to be a funny parody. A zero rating is even too high.

ANOTHER stupid movie, where the women seems they are acting so blonde and stupid. When will the director make their own decision? I'd like to see a movie, where women act like they are acting in the real danger.

Decent intriguing plot with the average LMFC acting. But the last 20 minutes were beyond absurd.

Horrible acting, horrible plot, horrible execution, so pathetic it was not even laughable. I will never get that time back. Ugh. The part with the two ex wives dressing up in black, two exact outfits with two black veils, I almost threw up. The fight scenes were so fake.

Hang your heads in shame!

Gosh I wish I could give it more than 1 star but it deserved zero stars.

Do not waste my time If I were an actor in this, I would have bowed out right way to save face.

WARNING, WARNING, WILL ROBINSON:

The only reason I'm reviewing this is to warn others who might consider watching it. On the flip side I wanted to see another script from Jake Helgren and more from the actor Kate Bailess having watched Dashing in December ad infinitum (can't get enough of her dance with Juan Pablo Di Pace--wish that sequence was longer--they were brilliant together).

But I digress: back to the mess at hand: So, I realize that the path to stardom in Hollerwood is to just get your name out there and do things and more things--even if them things is baaaaaad. Even Lucille Ball had to kiss a lot of frogs as she clawed her way to the top.

In the Cast and Crew category, Ms. Bailess' topped the list. Going down the list of names and without exception all are in the "One Off" category. But not wanting to say anything negative about them, I still wish them well. Maybe they'll find their niche in dinner theaters across the land.

And the other thing: the studio that produced this ghastly "who-didn't-done-it" should be levied a stiff fine from the EPA for air pollution. And my Fast Forward and Mute keys? Let's just put it this way: I had to put new batteries in my remote after panning through this ghastly spectacle. If this one crashes and burns, don't bother going for the fire extinguisher.