Ben Miller credited as playing...
Bough
- Bough: [Upon seeing him for first time] Sir! Wonderful to see you!
- Johnny English: Yes, alright Bough, we're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.
- Pegasus: Now, transport. So, take any hybrid you want.
- Johnny English: [pulls the dust cover off an Aston Martin] I'll take this one.
- Pegasus: Oh, don't be ridiculous, English. This car's a relic. Drinks petrol, leaks oil and has no passive, let alone active, safety features.
- Bough: You know what else it doesn't have, Sir? Satellite navigation or a single computer chip.
- Johnny English: Making it completely invisible to a digital enemy.
- Johnny English: [a group of cyclists are cycling in front of the car, blocking the way] Arm the missile!
- Bough: They are just cyclists, sir.
- Johnny English: They are FRENCH cyclists, Bough, and they are obstructing Her Majesty's Secret Service.
- [Johnny pushes the missile button]
- Johnny English: [after being asked his name] Basil. Basil... Golightly. And this is...
- Bough: Colin.
- Johnny English: [to Bough] I thought we were using fake names.
- Bough: That is a fake name, sir.
- Johnny English: Oh.
- Bough: Do you think we should get some petrol for the Aston, sir?
- Johnny English: No. An Aston Martin is surprisingly economical, Bough.
- Johnny English: Oh, gosh, what a wonderful woman, Bough. Wonderful!
- Bough: Right.
- Johnny English: Charming, intelligent, lovely sense of humor. And obviously entirely innocent.
- Bough: Although I broke into her room, and she does have three passports, sir: Romanian, Bulgarian, Russian, different name in each.
- Johnny English: So she's been married to three different people. Not unusual in this day and age, Bough.
- Bough: Oh, and I also found some garroting wire and two boxes of ammunition.
- Johnny English: Well single woman traveling alone. You can't be too careful.
- Bough: You don't think she might be a spy, sir?
- Johnny English: A spy? I think I know what a spy looks like, Bough.
- Johnny English: And what does it shoot? Poison darts?
- P: It... doesn't shoot anything. It's a phone. There's a Twitter handle, Instagram feed, and secure login for the department Uber account.
- Johnny English: What's he on about, Bough? I need a weapon, not a box of gobbledegook.
- Bough: Um... I think what Agent English is trying to say is, all of this is highly trackable, and since we're dealing with a very sophisticated digital target, it might be best if we take a more analogue, low tech approach.
- Johnny English: [Smiles at Bough] Precisely.