The Kingdom of Var

This movie has the vibe of a student movie made using $500 and a camcorder, using very outdated visual effects,, really if you are using rubber props, make sure you either make them hyper realistic or don't film the movie in HD, the audio was crap, I give the sound department a big fat F. Knowing that this was a student film, why did it made it out of the classroom?

• but first I had to realise that it was all intentional - in that no one had a shred of talent OR simple knowledge of HOW TO FAKE IT. Script, sound editing, camera, and acting, oh acting! You know, where you go by method and put on an observed real life character's ways and modes or you practice stance, walking, talking, mimics and gestures from observing yourself or other actors - that acting. But neither is this movie.

Sorry, hard pass. Only excuse: It's a Time Travel movie. You know:

2019 I The Kingdom of Var II 81 min I dir. Nicholas Kleban I Magic, Time Traveller I 21st century I NOTE: Student film.

Borderline horror version of "The Room" with awful acting, props, effects, plot, camera work, editing, and just about everything else BUT you can't look away as the incredibly strange acting of the lead is jaw droppingly odd, leaving you to wonder if she's mentally ill or that was just a gonzo choice. The circular story is sort of okay, if just so amateurishly done that it all falls flat. You're bound to get a lot of laughs though, so it's a perfect party movie.

Acting was horrific! These people need to leave the field now! I've never seen anything this bad. Even school kids can do better than this.

Someone said "let's take the worst script, the worst actors, the worst quality and make a comedy that's supposed to be a horror story.