Sophie Vavasseur credited as playing...
Hannah
- Destiny: [cheer-conference] Are you guys gonna tell me what's going on, or do you expect me to guess?
- Willow: What are we gonna do about being cheersmacked?
- Destiny: [scoffs] Nothing. It was a prank. A practical joke. We can't take it seriously. People have probably already forgotten about it.
- Roxanne: I don't think so.
- Hannah: Mm-hmm. My IG followers are way down today. And people have always wanted my pics. I mean, especially since I've started taking butt selfies.
- Destiny: Yeah, my followers were down too. But that happens, right?
- Willow: No. It's because we're under a viral assault.
- Destiny: So what? A few teams challenged us. That happens, like, on a daily.
- Willow: Uh, no, there are dozens.
- Hannah: Yeah, we're cheer chum in the water, and there's a feeding frenzy.
- Destiny: It's not that bad.
- Willow: Don't act like you're not sweating through your sports bra over this. Destiny, we need to shake things up. Draw out our old routines and start fresh.
- Destiny: Okay, first of all, I don't sweat, I glisten. And we're not gonna throw out all of our *winning* routines just because some team challenged us, Willow.
- Willow: Look, we've been doing a version of the same stuff for years.
- Destiny: I'm the one who led us to number one. So why would I want anything to change?
- Willow: For starters, we lost four of our boys.
- Destiny: What?
- Willow: Destiny, we're sinking. And the boys are jumping ship.
- Destiny: Like rats who will drown without me.
- Willow: We're all gonna drown if we don't do something.
- Destiny: It's simple! We'll replace the boys we lost.
- Willow: The season's started. All the good ones are already taken.
- Destiny: Who would turn down an opportunity to cheer with me? That's cheerdiculous.
- Hannah: Why do we even need stinky groin-scratching, and not to mention... finger-slipping... boys?
- Destiny: Let's not pretend Lesbionic Lisa and Big Tina hasn't slipped a digit or two.
- [culprits smile]
- Hannah: I lost my virginity that way.
- Destiny: [perturbed by this:] Okay. We're not thinking about boys in the right way. We are the main outfits. The boys are just the accessories. They make us look better, like... glitter pom-poms or... metallic gloss. Could we stop talking about boys?
- Willow: That's not the problem. We're doing the same old routines.
- Destiny: That's it. We're taking them down.
- Willow: Wait. We're accepting the challenge? Did you not hear them? We're taking on the whole freaking cheer world.
- Hannah: Yeah, that sounds like a lot to me. I mean, I've never even left the country. Well, except to go to Hawaii.
- Roxanne: And we're not ready.
- Destiny: So we'll fake it. Hannah, you do it all the time. You give the best facials on the squad.
- Hannah: Well, yeah, Mom says it's good practice for when I get married.
- Destiny: [ignores that] Okay, Willow, get your camera, we're going to the gym. I want you to film the best parts of our routine to post.
- Willow: The new boys are still learning on the team.
- Destiny: It's fifteen seconds. Who can't shine in fifteen seconds?