Jenna Boyd credited as playing...
Paige Hardaway
- [first lines]
- Sam Gardner: [sitting in restaurant with Paige's family, thinking to himself] Julia. Julia, Julia. Julia. Julia. Julia. Julia. Julia. Julia, Julia, Julia, Julia. Julia. Julia, Julia
- [then suddenly out loud]
- Sam Gardner: Julia!
- Paige's Aunt: What's that, now?
- Paige: It's okay. He blurts things out sometimes. It's normal. Is everything okay, Sam?
- Sam Gardner: Paige, I'm sorry to inform you of this, but I shouldn't be here because I don't love you.
- Paige: What?
- Sam Gardner: I don't love you. I thought I did because you passed a simple checklist test that I devised. But it turns out the simpler test was just knowing, and you failed that one. So I think we should break up.
- [gets up to go]
- Sam Gardner: It was nice to meet all of you. Oh, and by the way, they actually do have plain pasta with butter, even though it's not on the menu, in case you're not happy with your order. It's delicious. See you at school, Paige...