Jerry O'Connell credited as playing...
Superman
- Ma Kent: Then there was the girl on the swim team. Laurel, Laura... Um...
- Pa Kent: Lori. Lori Lemaris. I remember her. She was quite a catch.
- Clark Kent: Pa!
- Ma Kent: Clark's right. Maybe we shouldn't talk about her. I *am* serving halibut.
- Wonder Woman: Clark, flank me!
- Superman: Seriously, Diana. We need to use code names in the field.
- Wonder Woman: You just called me "Diana".
- Superman: But that's what you want to be called.
- Wonder Woman: You *want* to be called Superman? Sounds like even your ego is super strong.
- Superman: I just don't need my real name public. Besides... I like Superman.
- Wonder Woman: Because "Wonder Man" sounds like we're married?
- Superman: No. Because she gave it to me.
- Ma Kent: Well, you wouldn't be the first young lady to break his heart.
- Clark Kent: *TMI*, Ma!
- Lois Lane: Oh, now, we're getting to the good stuff.
- Ma Kent: Well, first there was Lana, lovely girl, lived next door. She'd come over once in a while, not... Not like Pete Ross. I mean, he was there every day.
- Pa Kent: I always wondered about that boy.
- Clark Kent: You had that interview with your super friend. I know what that means.
- Lois Lane: In here.
- [Pushes him in the closet]
- Clark Kent: You're always on fire after seeing him. Should I be jealous?
- Lois Lane: I think it's the tights.
- Clark Kent: I can pick up a pair if that's all it takes.
- Lois Lane: Perfect. Wear 'em on our trip to the Hamptons this weekend.
- Wonder Woman: [Regarding Lois] Funny how you use her actual name, but don't allow her to know yours.
- Superman: It's a complicated relationship... kind of like how ours was.
- Wonder Woman: It was nice for a while.
- Superman: Yes, it was...
- Wonder Woman: It's just as well. I wasn't very good at playing this masquerade of yours.