Rebecca Romijn credited as playing...
Lois Lane
- Cat Grant: I had a suspicion something was up when you stopped calling him "Smallville".
- Lois Lane: I did?
- Cat Grant: Sweetie, the women here notice everything about tall, handsome men. And the only competition in this place is Steve Lombard, and he makes me feel like I need to shower.
- Steve Lombard: Hello ladies, did someone mention the Stevenator?
- Cat Grant: Yes, I think it was human resources.
- Ma Kent: Well, you wouldn't be the first young lady to break his heart.
- Clark Kent: *TMI*, Ma!
- Lois Lane: Oh, now, we're getting to the good stuff.
- Ma Kent: Well, first there was Lana, lovely girl, lived next door. She'd come over once in a while, not... Not like Pete Ross. I mean, he was there every day.
- Pa Kent: I always wondered about that boy.
- Clark Kent: You had that interview with your super friend. I know what that means.
- Lois Lane: In here.
- [Pushes him in the closet]
- Clark Kent: You're always on fire after seeing him. Should I be jealous?
- Lois Lane: I think it's the tights.
- Clark Kent: I can pick up a pair if that's all it takes.
- Lois Lane: Perfect. Wear 'em on our trip to the Hamptons this weekend.