Jason O'Mara credited as playing...
Batman
- Batman: I have a meeting with the headmaster at Damian's boarding school.
- Green Lantern: No way! Batman has a parent-teacher conference? That's great.
- The Flash: Are you in the PTA too? Tell me you're in the PTA.
- [Puts on a gravelly voice]
- The Flash: I'm Batman. We need more chaperones for homecoming. Who has to be convinced to sign up? Hahaha...
- [Batman gives him a death glare]
- The Flash: I'm just joking. I think that's great.
- [Tries to hide behind a piece of paper]
- The Flash: Is he still glaring at me?
- Cyborg: We could just push the meeting back to that evening.
- The Flash: Ah, can't. I've got rehearsal dinner that night.
- Martian Manhunter: [Looks at Wonder Woman] Is he in a play?
- Batman: He's getting married. Somehow.
- The Flash: Yup, married the next day. Limos, banquet hall, DJ, the whole shebang.
- [Slight pause]
- The Flash: Just the immediate family, you understand.
- Cyborg: Operating budget for the upcoming fiscal year. Utilities are above what the UN cleared for funding, guys.
- Batman: I'll handle it. Move on, Cyborg.
- Wonder Woman: Wonder Woman merchandise did very well this year. I can step up when the Wayne Foundation falls short.
- Batman: You're kidding, right?