Mila Kunis credited as playing...
Meg Griffin
- [first lines]
- Meg Griffin: Wow, you guys. I've never been to a resturant where they cook right in front of you.
- Stewie Griffin: Ugh. You know, later we're going to have to take one of those forced-happiness family photos that come into resturants' tacky frame.
- Chris Griffin: Why are you so fucking negative *all the time*?
- Stewie Griffin: I... I don't... uh, uh... what?
- Lois Griffin: [seeing Peter in an uncharacteristically vibrant silk shirt] You put that on to go to the Clam? Aren't the guys gonna think you're a little overdressed?
- Peter Griffin: Oh, I'm not hanging out with the guys. I met someone new. His name's Stryker and he's really cool. Like, he's one of those guys whose forearm hair makes his watch look even cooler.
- [his cell phone rings, and he sees it's Stryker calling]
- Peter Griffin: It's Stryker! I want him to think I was listening to a cool song.
- [going over and turning the stereo on]
- Peter Griffin: [holding a soft-drink cup] Yeah, who dis? Oh, hey, man. Oh, nothing much. Just getting slurped.
- Meg Griffin: Ew.
- Peter Griffin: Oh, you're almost here? Okay, just, uh, just give me a second so I can put away all my guitars. Okay, Seacrest out. Bye.
- Lois Griffin: [he hangs up] What the hell was that?
- Peter Griffin: Lay off! Nothing.