Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin • Brian Griffin • Stewie Griffin • ...
Foxx in the Men House
Family Guy
Seth MacFarlane credited as playing...
Peter Griffin • Brian Griffin • Stewie Griffin • Glenn Quagmire
- [first lines]
- Meg Griffin: Wow, you guys. I've never been to a resturant where they cook right in front of you.
- Stewie Griffin: Ugh. You know, later we're going to have to take one of those forced-happiness family photos that come into resturants' tacky frame.
- Chris Griffin: Why are you so fucking negative *all the time*?
- Stewie Griffin: I... I don't... uh, uh... what?
- Brian Griffin: [seeing Peter in a skydiving suit] Uuuuh... Where the hell are you going?
- Peter Griffin: Lois told me to go jump off a cliff to prove my friendship to the guys.
- Brian Griffin: Are... are you... are you *sure* that's what she said?
- Peter Griffin: I don't... I don't know, Brian, her shirt was kinda open, I was trying to get a peek down there. Anyway, I gotta go jump off a cliff.
- Brian Griffin: [he starts driving away] Peter, wait! Hold on, this is CRAZY! Damn it.
- Lois Griffin: Where's Peter going?
- Brian Griffin: [starts staring at her cleavage] Huh?
- Lois Griffin: Oh, for God's sake.
- Peter Griffin: [Peter shows his family his tiger shirt] What do you think? How do I look?
- Lois Griffin: Like a gas station energy drink.
- Peter Griffin: [Peter is flying with his wing suit] Oh crap, a Canadian Goose.
- Canadian Goose: Look out, eh.
- Lois Griffin: [seeing Peter in an uncharacteristically vibrant silk shirt] You put that on to go to the Clam? Aren't the guys gonna think you're a little overdressed?
- Peter Griffin: Oh, I'm not hanging out with the guys. I met someone new. His name's Stryker and he's really cool. Like, he's one of those guys whose forearm hair makes his watch look even cooler.
- [his cell phone rings, and he sees it's Stryker calling]
- Peter Griffin: It's Stryker! I want him to think I was listening to a cool song.
- [going over and turning the stereo on]
- Peter Griffin: [holding a soft-drink cup] Yeah, who dis? Oh, hey, man. Oh, nothing much. Just getting slurped.
- Meg Griffin: Ew.
- Peter Griffin: Oh, you're almost here? Okay, just, uh, just give me a second so I can put away all my guitars. Okay, Seacrest out. Bye.
- Lois Griffin: [he hangs up] What the hell was that?
- Peter Griffin: Lay off! Nothing.
- Chris Griffin: [Peter leaves to hang out with Stryker] Boy, Dad sure seems excited.
- Lois Griffin: I know. I haven't seen him this giddy since he discovered that single-loop roller coaster.
- [cut to Peter, giggling, in a roller coaster car on a single-looped track]
- Peter Griffin: [reaching the top on his third rotation] Ah, don't feel so good.
- [he retches, and the vomit falls into his mouth as he reaches the bottom]
- Peter Griffin: Ew!
- [the same thing happens again on the next two rotations]
- Peter Griffin: Ew! Ew!
- Peter Griffin: Stewie, Daddy can't feel his legs! Go get help!
- Stewie Griffin: I'm hanging from a door you idiot!
- Peter Griffin: A hike? No problem. Shouldn't affect my old football injury. I spilled hot chili on my nuts.