Ming-Na Wen credited as playing...
Melinda May
- Phil Coulson: These things look roomier from the outside.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: It'll get us where we need to go.
- Melinda May: Hey, it could be worse.
- Jemma Simmons: True. We could be enslaved by an alien sociopath in a dystopian future.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Or we could be trapped inside a virtual-reality fascist state.
- Leo Fitz: Or stuck at the bottom of the ocean.
- Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez: Or stopping a crazy robot lady.
- Jemma Simmons: Or falling out a plane.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Fighting Daisy's mom.
- Phil Coulson: Or fighting Daisy's dad.
- Melinda May: Or dancing.
- Leo Fitz: What are ya observing now?
- Noah: Various potential threats. You'd be surprise how often S.H.I.E.L.D. is mentioned.
- Melinda May: We have a small but active fan base.
- Melinda May: It's hard to believe we're back.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Find me a double cheeseburger, I'll believe it.
- Phil Coulson: A light from the sky.
- Melinda May: Figured you'd be interested.
- Phil Coulson: This is what Voss warned me about. If he's right, then this is where it all starts - hell on Earth.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: And we're back.
- Melinda May: So, what do we do? Just walk out the front door into town?
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Well, we are wanted. After what Fitz said about General Hale's task force, we need to be covert.
- Noah: You will be. The Lighthouse has a few covert entrances.
- Jemma Simmons: This place has secret tunnels, like an Agatha Christie novel.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: More like "C.H.U.D."
- Phil Coulson: So, what happened? How'd you end up here?
- Melinda May: Yeah, last we saw you, we saw you, you HALO'd out of the Zephyr.
- Agent Piper: With instructions - if the fight didn't go your way, tell your story. Make sure Aida and The Russian didn't get away with it.
- Phil Coulson: Ivanov.
- Agent Piper: Yeah, but I never heard which way it went. No news or confirmation if...
- Phil Coulson: If we were dead?
- Agent Piper: Yeah, that. So I looked for you everywhere - safe houses, any S.H.I.E.L.D. contacts I could find. I even had eyes on your families.
- Melinda May: Oh, great. One more thing for my mother to be paranoid about.
- Agent Piper: It was stealth. Let's not forget I'm most wanted too, you know.