Joe Grifasi credited as playing...
Judge Heshy Horowitz
- Rafael Barba: The People are unable to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Justin Vichinsky sexually assaulted Martha Cobb. Accordingly, I move to dismiss the indictment.
- Jed Karey: The defense joins in this motion.
- Judge Heshy Horowitz: This is highly unusual, Mr. Barba. Are you sure that's what you want to do?
- Rafael Barba: I am sure that the perpetrator of this crime will never be known to a legal certainty.
- Judge Heshy Horowitz: I appreciate your candor. Very few prosecutors would have the courage to make this call. The case is dismissed.
- Randy Platt: I'm here because I was served with a subpoena, and I obey the law unlike some other individuals.
- Jed Karey: Why'd you attend Martha Cobb's speech at Hudson University, Mr. Platt?
- Randy Platt: Because we knew the antifa cucks and the "Black Lies Matter" crybabies would try to stop her from speaking.
- Jed Karey: Now, who's this "we" you're referring to?
- Randy Platt: I'm the leader of a group called Patriots of the American Way.
- Jed Karey: Right, yeah. According to your website, its mission statement is to, "Purge the country of degenerate filth and create a white ethno-state"?
- Randy Platt: That's right.
- Jed Karey: Well, just so we understand this clearly, which members of the jury would your group want to purge?
- Rafael Barba: Objection.
- Judge Heshy Horowitz: I'll allow it.
- [to Platt]
- Judge Heshy Horowitz: You may answer.
- Randy Platt: [points out nonwhite jurors] Him, her, her, him, her.
- Juror: [angrily rises from his seat] Step out of this courtroom, and I'll kick the living crap out of you.
- [all talking indistinctly; gavel bangs]
- Judge Heshy Horowitz: All right, let's all take it easy.
- Randy Platt: Oh, and just to finish my answer flannel shirt in the back row. I can't tell if he's a Jew and/or a homosexual. We'd have to conduct some research into him.