Pillow Talk

Shannon Glaser: Nick?

Andrew Glouberman: Oh, my God...

Shannon Glaser: Andrew...

Andrew Glouberman: Just to be clear, we didn't see you kissing a lady who's not your husband.

Shannon Glaser: This is obviously very awkward.

Nick Birch: Is it?

Shannon Glaser: It is. Look, I'm in the midst of something...

Nick Birch: Great!

Shannon Glaser: I met this person, who happens to be a woman...

Andrew Glouberman: No judgement.

Shannon Glaser: ...And I've really connected with her. And, truthfully, Greg and I...

Nick Birch: Your husband.

Shannon Glaser: ...Haven't been happy in a really long time. And, you know, he's checked out, and I'm trying to check in, and... .

Nick Birch: Does Jessi know?

Shannon Glaser: No. And... I don't want her to know yet.

Andrew Glouberman: I see.

Shannon Glaser: But I also know I can't ask you to lie, so you need to do what you think is right.

Andrew Glouberman: [Andrew vomits several times onto the ground]

Shannon Glaser: Oh, honey, your poor tummy...

[Hands Andrew a handkerchief]

Andrew Glouberman: I'm done. Wait...

[Throws up again]

Nick Birch: He speaks for both of us.

Shannon Glaser: Wait a sec, why aren't you two in school?

Nick Birch: Why are you kissing a lady?

Andrew Glouberman: Yeah!

Shannon Glaser: Maybe I should just walk away.

Nick Birch: Maybe we will, too.

Andrew Glouberman: Let's just be normal when we see you Seder second night.

[Andrew and Nick walk away from Shannon]