Margaret Qualley credited as playing...
Pussycat
- Pussycat: Want me to suck your cock while driving?
- Cliff Booth: [thinks for a bit] How old are you?
- Pussycat: What?
- Cliff Booth: How old are you?
- Pussycat: Wow, man. First time anybody asked that in a long time.
- Cliff Booth: What's the answer?
- Pussycat: Okay, we gonna play kiddie games? Eighteen. Feel better?
- Cliff Booth: You got some I.D., you know, like, a driver's license or something?
- Pussycat: [laughing] Are you joking?
- Cliff Booth: No, I'm not. I need to see something official that verifies that you're eighteen, which you don't have because you're not.
- Pussycat: Talk about a bring-down bummer, dude. That's you.
- Cliff Booth: Yeah.
- Pussycat: Obviously, I'm not too young to fuck you, but obviously, you are too old to fuck me.
- Cliff Booth: What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poon tang. Prison tried to get me all my life, ain't got me yet. Day it does, it won't be because of you. No offense.
- [yelling after Cliff, who is leaving Spahn Ranch]
- Pussycat: George isn't blind! YOU'RE THE BLIND ONE!
- Gypsy: You can't see him right now.
- Cliff Booth: Why can't I see him right now?
- Pussycat: Cause he's napping. This is his nap time.