Jason Bateman credited as playing...
Martin 'Marty' Byrde
- Darlene Snell: [calling out from the porch] You buckle up! Drive safe.
- Jacob Snell: Things happen. You apologize and you move on.
- Martin 'Marty' Byrde: She blew a man's head off.
- Jacob Snell: For which she is contrite.
- Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Am I supposed to believe that?
- Jacob Snell: The woman brought you fresh honey.
- Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Mm-hmm.
- Charles Wilkes: Tell me. How does a casino equate to a more simple family life?
- Wendy Byrde: Oh. What we do for a living has absolutely no bearing on how we parent. And I refute anybody who says Christian values and capitalism can't coexist.
- Martin 'Marty' Byrde: [with admiration] Hmm.
- Wendy Byrde: [with satisfaction] Hmm?
- [first lines]
- Martin 'Marty' Byrde: [dancing and scheming] So where do we live?
- Wendy Byrde: Look who's getting ahead of himself.
- Martin 'Marty' Byrde: How about Luxembourg?
- Wendy Byrde: That's the best you've got? Luxembourg?
- Martin 'Marty' Byrde: How about Santorini?
- Wendy Byrde: No.
- Martin 'Marty' Byrde: No? Some white sand beaches?
- Wendy Byrde: Mnh-mnh. Tourists. Steep inclines. Donkeys.