Tani Rey: You've obviously not heard the tale of Pele and Pali Road.
Danny Williams: No, I... because I'm from New Jersey. So I have not.
Tani Rey: Okay. Well, it's an old Hawaiian myth. Pele was the goddess of fire. And she had this really hot relationship with a demigod named Kamapua'a.
Danny Williams: Ah.
Tani Rey: He was half man, half pig.
Danny Williams: Top or bottom?
Tani Rey: What?
Danny Williams: Well, was the top half the pig or the bottom half? I-I think it's kinky, it sounds kinky, and I like details, so I'm... I'm interested.
Tani Rey: I don't... I don't know. I don't know.
Danny Williams: Okay.
Tani Rey: Anyway, their relationship was full of drama, and one day they decided to call it quits.
Danny Williams: 'Cause he's-he's tracking hoof mud all through the kitchen and the living room like an animal, right? I get it.
Tani Rey: I'm genuinely surprised that McGarrett hasn't shot you yet.
Danny Williams: He's tried inadvertently. A bunch of different times. Anyway, please continue. I'm riveted.
