Stephanie Simbari credited as playing...
Jade
- Jade: Mia! He says you have to choose. You have to choose between Lani and Chico, Mia!
- Mia: What? Don't hurt her! This is crazy!
- Kellan: Can't argue with that.
- Mia: Why are you doing this?
- Kellan: I promise to tell you, pinkie promise. But right now you have to make a choice. Who do you care about more? Chico or Lani?
- Mia: Are you kidding?
- Kellan: It's a simple question, your sick sister's dog, or the girl trying to sleep with your boyfriend?
- Mia: You don't have to do this, you don't have to hurt anyone.
- Kellan: Time's up.
- Jade: Mia! You're out of time! He says you're out of time! You have to pick, he's got a knife!
- Mia: Lani! Are you there? I pick Lani!
- Lani: [video call] Dude, you just killed your sister.
- Mia: What?
- Lani: [laughs] I love you too, bitch.
- Mia: I don't understand.
- Lani: I know.
- [laughs]
- Mia: Fucking cut it out, Lani! Tell me what's happening!
- Lani: It's okay, it's okay, everyone's okay.
- Mia: How?
- Lani: It was all fake. Well here we are just fucking with you. I am in your attic right now.
- [pounds on the ceiling]
- Mia: Lani, where's Nicole?
- Lani: Oh, um, probably in San Fransisco, I don't know.
- Mia: I don't understand.
- Lani: Okay, so the videos were from after your mom's funeral, you know, back at the house.
- Mia: What?
- Lani: Okay, so I wasn't sure if it was going to work, I was going to ask Nicole to help us out, but then Jade and Santi was like "No, there's no way she'd do this", and well, you know, she hates us, so I thought I'd improvise.
- Mia: What about Kellan?
- Lani: What about him? He's probably jerking off over there, ew.
- Mia: He was on the phone!
- Lani: No, it wasn't him. It was a voice changer app and a fake phone number. Oh, hang on.
- [deep voice]
- Lani: Hey babe.
- Mia: Where are you?
- Lani: We're in the house next door, the one that's for sale.
- Santi: [entering chat] We've been going back and forth all night.
- Mia: How?
- Jade: [entering chat] The balconies are so close together in the burbs so we can just jump from the balcony of the master bedroom over there to the one over here. We recorded all the live video last night. Did you know there's an app that lets you upload pre-recorded stuff?
- Mia: Why are you doing this?
- Lani: You know, you have a lot of followers.
- Mia: So?
- Lani: So we live-streamed everything. Okay, well not everything, but most of it.
- Mia: And you two just went along with it?
- Jade: Okay, just let me explain.
- Santi: I'm sorry.
- Jade: I thought it would be fun.
- Mia: Fun? What the FUCK is wrong with you guys? Fucking followers?
- [disconnects call]
- Mia: Ugh!