Octavius J. Johnson credited as playing...
Santi
- Mia: [answers phone] Where's the dog?
- Lani: [whispering] Mia, Mia, get out of the house!
- Mia: Just cut it out already, stop it!
- Lani: Mia, you have to leave.
- Mia: Stop it, just stop it!
- Lani: Get out of there!
- Mia: Where's the dog? Where's Chico?
- Lani: Get out!
- Mia: -or I swear to God...
- Lani: Listen to me! I mean it!
- Mia: Assholes!
- [to Santi]
- Mia: Where's the dog?
- Santi: Mia, wait.
- Santi: No, fuck you!
- Santi: Mia, just listen.
- Mia: No, you listen.
- Santi: It wasn't my idea, I swear, but...
- Mia: Do you want me to start counting down you sadistic fuck? What is wrong with you guys?
- Santi: You don't understand!
- Mia: No, you're right, I don't understand. I don't know what the hell has happened here tonight but I know that I hate you. I know that. I mean, that shit about my mom? What did I ever do to you?
- Santi: It was Lani! It was all Lani.
- Mia: You guys are supposed to be my friends. Why don't any of you come down here yet? You know that I can hear you walking around up there! The game is over!
- Santi: It's not, mia. We had to do what they said or they were going to hurt you.
- Mia: Oh give me a break.
- Santi: They told me to go into your room and wait, and then it was locked.
- Mia: You know what? Just give me my keys back and I'll leave.
- Santi: I don't have your keys! You aren't listening!
- Mia: I'm getting out of here.
- Lani: [video call] Dude, you just killed your sister.
- Mia: What?
- Lani: [laughs] I love you too, bitch.
- Mia: I don't understand.
- Lani: I know.
- [laughs]
- Mia: Fucking cut it out, Lani! Tell me what's happening!
- Lani: It's okay, it's okay, everyone's okay.
- Mia: How?
- Lani: It was all fake. Well here we are just fucking with you. I am in your attic right now.
- [pounds on the ceiling]
- Mia: Lani, where's Nicole?
- Lani: Oh, um, probably in San Fransisco, I don't know.
- Mia: I don't understand.
- Lani: Okay, so the videos were from after your mom's funeral, you know, back at the house.
- Mia: What?
- Lani: Okay, so I wasn't sure if it was going to work, I was going to ask Nicole to help us out, but then Jade and Santi was like "No, there's no way she'd do this", and well, you know, she hates us, so I thought I'd improvise.
- Mia: What about Kellan?
- Lani: What about him? He's probably jerking off over there, ew.
- Mia: He was on the phone!
- Lani: No, it wasn't him. It was a voice changer app and a fake phone number. Oh, hang on.
- [deep voice]
- Lani: Hey babe.
- Mia: Where are you?
- Lani: We're in the house next door, the one that's for sale.
- Santi: [entering chat] We've been going back and forth all night.
- Mia: How?
- Jade: [entering chat] The balconies are so close together in the burbs so we can just jump from the balcony of the master bedroom over there to the one over here. We recorded all the live video last night. Did you know there's an app that lets you upload pre-recorded stuff?
- Mia: Why are you doing this?
- Lani: You know, you have a lot of followers.
- Mia: So?
- Lani: So we live-streamed everything. Okay, well not everything, but most of it.
- Mia: And you two just went along with it?
- Jade: Okay, just let me explain.
- Santi: I'm sorry.
- Jade: I thought it would be fun.
- Mia: Fun? What the FUCK is wrong with you guys? Fucking followers?
- [disconnects call]
- Mia: Ugh!