Bobby Lee credited as playing...
Self
- Bobby Lee: I wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk, but I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk.
- Self - Host: I saw a wonderful play: a guy went on a trapeze over the audience - this was at the height of the AIDS epidemic - and he cut himself, and his blood; his AIDS.. yeah, his AIDS-filled blood went all over the audience and we cheered, 'cause we were afraid to be politically incorrect, so instead we contract AIDS.
- Bobby Lee: You're at the show?
- Self - Host: Yeah.
- Bobby Lee: You're being sprayed with AIDS blood?
- Self - Host: Well, we all have got full-blown AIDS...
- Bobby Lee: Like, what the fuck? That's a terrible show!
- Self - Co-Host: Like a fucked-up Cirque du Soleil!
- Bobby Lee: Did you get your money back?
- Self - Host: No, we pretended it was good, because we'd rather get AIDS than be called "homophobe".