H. Jon Benjamin credited as playing...
Bob Belcher • Jimmy Jr. • Bad Kuchi Kopi • Good Kuchi Kopi • Ms. Labonz • Additional Voices
- Linda Belcher: You know what you gotta do to Droopy Bob?
- Bob Belcher: Uh, what?
- Linda Belcher: You gotta punch him in the nuts, like this.
- [punches Bob in the groin]
- Bob Belcher: Ow!
- Linda Belcher: Sorry, sorry, sorry. You know what I'm saying. It's like a metaphor, like this.
- [Punches Bob in the groin again]
- Bob Belcher: Ow! Stop! It's not a metaphor if you actually do it!
- Linda Belcher: Bob, you know I love this "bring him a burger" idea, but isn't it a little early to be making it? I mean, our appointment isn't for a while.
- Bob Belcher: [whispering] This is a practice burger.
- Linda Belcher: Why are you whispering?
- Bob Belcher: I don't want it to hear and feel bad.
- Linda Belcher: Okay.
- Bob Belcher: [as burger] Wait, I'm a what?
- Bob Belcher: Noting. What? You're great.
- [pats burger]
- Bob Belcher: Shh, shh-shh-shh.
- Bob Belcher: [as burger] Mmm, that feels nice.
- Bob Belcher: I know, I know.
- Bob Belcher: [as burger] Don't rub my sesame seeds off.
- Bob Belcher: I won't.
- Louise Belcher: They're a cute couple.
- Gene Belcher: Eh. I give them a year.