Eugene Mirman credited as playing...
Gene Belcher
- Linda Belcher: Bob, you know I love this "bring him a burger" idea, but isn't it a little early to be making it? I mean, our appointment isn't for a while.
- Bob Belcher: [whispering] This is a practice burger.
- Linda Belcher: Why are you whispering?
- Bob Belcher: I don't want it to hear and feel bad.
- Linda Belcher: Okay.
- Bob Belcher: [as burger] Wait, I'm a what?
- Bob Belcher: Noting. What? You're great.
- [pats burger]
- Bob Belcher: Shh, shh-shh-shh.
- Bob Belcher: [as burger] Mmm, that feels nice.
- Bob Belcher: I know, I know.
- Bob Belcher: [as burger] Don't rub my sesame seeds off.
- Bob Belcher: I won't.
- Louise Belcher: They're a cute couple.
- Gene Belcher: Eh. I give them a year.
- Gene Belcher: [from the trailer, Bob is groaning like heck during dinner] Dad, I don't want to stop your flow, but can you pass the pilaf?
- [Bob passes him a plate of butter]
- Gene Belcher: That's butter.
- [He takes it]
- Gene Belcher: Y'know what, butter is better.
- Gene Belcher: Summer Gene is gonna be topless 24/7 and doing a lot of this.
- [plays napkin holder instrument]
- Tina Belcher: Big things are happening for Summer Tina.
- Gene Belcher: Big like that heat rash you get sometimes?
- Tina Belcher: Bigger.
- Sergeant Bosco: Aren't you supposed to be at that place with the books and the adults that tell you stuff?
- Gene Belcher: Adult bookstore?
- Sergeant Bosco: No. What do they call it? School!
- Tina Belcher: Whatcha doing, Gene?
- Gene Belcher: I'm making an instrument out of spoons and a napkin holder and dreams and magic.
- Louise Belcher: Obviously, Tina.