Jennifer Coolidge credited as playing...
Sydney
- Mia: And remember, no sex tonight, okay? Homecoming sex is the worst. Because your date gets to dancing, they get all sweaty, and that sweat gets trapped under their cummerbund, then that moves down to Funkytown, and that's how you get a yeast infection.
- Mel Paige: And you don't want a yeast infection.
- Sydney: Plus, you know, you're only super tight for a limited time, so you don't want to waste it.
- Barrett: Amen!
- Sydney: [big sniff] You really do smell fresh and clean. You know, like a thermometer before it goes in your butt.
- Josh Tinker: They created the online-dating app PostD8.
- Mia: What's PostD8?
- Mel Paige: It is a totally gross and chauvinistic app, where guys can go on and tell women they've previously dated what was wrong with them to "help them out."
- Sydney: Yeah, I'm on it. My landlord said that my teeth are too sharp.
- Sydney: Fighting isn't always bad. I mean, I used to have sex with my husband, just amazing sex, after we fought. And then, he started to have amazing sex with himself - and, well, you know, then we stopped fighting and now we're not married.