Ralph Macchio credited as playing...
Daniel LaRusso
- Daniel LaRusso: [after seeing spray pain on billboard] Frankly, we're big supporters of the department. We donate every year to the charity drive. I just want you to go out and round up the scum that did this.
- Amanda LaRusso: Uh, excuse me, officer. Could you give us a minute? Thanks. Honey, if they arrested everybody who painted dicks on things, there just wouldn't be any room in the jails for all the murders.
- Daniel LaRusso: All right, but they can still go look for the guy.
- Amanda LaRusso: I understand that you're frustrated., but try not to think about it. Just think positively.
- Daniel LaRusso: Positive? What's positive? I have a dick in my mouth.
- Amanda LaRusso: Yeah, and you'll "blow" the competition away! Okay, look, no one's even gonna see it.
- Daniel LaRusso: We picked that specific location because of the traffic level.
- Amanda LaRusso: Okay. Fine. Let's assume people see it. Let's assume everybody sees it.
- Daniel LaRusso: Okay.
- Amanda LaRusso: No one's gonna recognize you.
- Daniel LaRusso: Really?
- Amanda LaRusso: All they're gonna see is the dick, okay? It is the dick's billboard now, okay? People drive by so fast, they're not even gonna spot you.
- Louie LaRusso, Jr.: Did you guys see the billboard? It's freaking hillarious!
- Daniel LaRusso: We're painting over it.
- Amanda LaRusso: Good idea.