Jason Ralph credited as playing...
Quentin Coldwater
- Dean Fogg: Well, I suppose someone should say some words. Yes?
- Quentin Coldwater: Okay, um, yeah. We're here today to remember the life of a friend and student. Uh, William Penny Adi... Adi... Uh I don't really know how to pronounce his last name.
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: [Unseen] It's Adiyodi. Idiot.
- Eliot Waugh: Turns out, the key creates illusions of what you most fear. Hence, my dad. I told my father that the guys in the tent didn't know the difference between a tractor and a backhoe. And so he went to set them straight.
- Quentin Coldwater: You saying - you fed your dad to cannibals?
- Eliot Waugh: An illusion of him. But yes. It was very cathartic.
- Quentin Coldwater: So, the second key. The knight's daughter, she found it in a sentient cave that just kept asking her riddles, and wouldn't let her in until it deemed her worthy. It was very patronizing.
- Eliot Waugh: Gather 'round. Story time with Uncle Eliot. This story is called "Eliot did nothing wrong but was chased by cannibals through the fucking Neitherlands anyway".
- Julia Wicker: Sorry, who's this?
- [Points to Fray]
- Eliot Waugh: Oh, right, yeah. Meet Fray. Our daughter.
- Quentin Coldwater: I'm sorry, your - - Wait, your daughter?
- Eliot Waugh: Please, hold your questions till the end.
- Todd: You guys remember the Margolem? Margo's doppelganger made of living clay? Since Margo's been gone, I've been storing it. You know, for safekeeping?
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: Eww.
- Quentin Coldwater: That's problematic.
- Todd: It's not like that. I just dress her up and pretend she respects me.