Zach Galifianakis credited as playing...
- Ron: A bird has commented on your face
- Ron: This tiny bald man likes your picture so much he is eating it!
- Ron: I am literally pointless.
- Barney: What?
- Ron: I cannot make friends for you.
- Barney: Yeah - Well, I'm not so good at that either.
- Ron: Please slap my hand to show that we are bonding.
- Ron: My resin skin tenses on impact to protect my CPU. Does yours?
- Ron: [taking a selfie with Barney's family] Old women. Not trending. Widowed dads, downer! Enhance and post!
- Barney: Been eating too much electricity?
- Ron: Your muscles are undersized
- Barney: No, no, no, no! You cannot pull his head off, we will get in trouble!
- Ron: Okay, Absalom, I cannot pull his head off.
- Ron: That is sad. And also tragic.